Monday, June 27, 2011

Military Survival Rules


Some "rules" of unknown provenance, but undoubted wisdom:

  • "Aim towards the enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Army rocket launcher · "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army training notice
  • "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. From 30,000 feet, every single bomb always hits the ground." - U.S. Air Force ammunition memo.
  • "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army preventive maintenance publication
  • "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
  • "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance Corps memo.
  • "Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
  • "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David H.
    Hackworth
  • "If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal
  • "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
  • "Any ship can be a minesweeper - once." - Anonymous
  • "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army recruit
  • "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your buddies
  • "If you see a bomb disposal technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S. Army ordnance manual
  • "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed" - U.S. Air Force flight training manual

    "If the enemy is in range, so are you." Infantry Journal

Source: http://www.petrifiedtruth.com/archives/001123.html


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