Kids talk science

THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS:

* "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is 
        pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

* "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the
        cow instead of the bull."

* "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."

* "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."

* "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."

* "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on
        them and makes them perspire."

* "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they
        look like umbrellas."

* "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and
        the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the
        borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity
        contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."

* "Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot."

* "Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

* "For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and
        down to make Artificial Perspiration."

* "For Fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm
        above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the
        nearest medical doctor."

* "The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."

* "The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water
        tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon,
        and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in
        this fight."

* "Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."

* "Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

* "To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."

* "To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."

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Berkeley Parents Network: JokeS & Quotes Collection